Double Talk Your Money

Some people are free with their money and some are not. And the latter group tend to have a hard time finding your money when you ask for it back. Who made the deposit this morning, Bill? Was it Cathy? No, Cathy's sick. It was Charlie. No it wasn't, it was Sheila. Where's Sheila? On vacation. Income tax in this country was supposed to be a temporary measure, to help finance the war effort in World War One. Our soldiers had the best. 24 carat gold bayonets. I must be old. I remember when bank accounts were free. Now we rent them. When those service charges were introduced, it was supposed to pay for ATM machines. Of course, each one is powered by a miniature nuclear reactor. (You can feel it pulsing if you rub along the side.) In your search for your refund, you may end up as lost as a new visitor to a public storage facility, trying to find the elevator. It's meant to discourage you.
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